Thursday, April 02, 2009

wapak


still.. life is too good... for others...

the ford won an international award.. first time it is..
and the feelin is so frigging great... not.. thought i was ok with it the first time but i guess im not..

wataheck..twas fun doing that ad..

Thursday, March 12, 2009

there is no subject...

you've already seen this.
but this time, with a little bit more pain in it.
feel.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Dear Sex

Dear Sex,

I know we've had some good times together, but we haven't seen each other for a long time (perhaps too long) and I'd like to see you again. Unfortunately, I have some bad news.

There's something you should know. I don't feel the same way as I used to, and I'm sorry. You are a great thing, but...there's someone else. Someone that makes you seem...plain.

Her name is Love. She is a truly wondrous thing to behold, and I've recently become very well acquainted with Love. You will always make me feel good, but something deep within my very soul reaches out when Love calls. The very thought of Love makes me go numb. I thought you were all I needed, but I can't live without Love.

I wish it didn't end up this way, but at the same time, I wish it had happened sooner. I want to see you every now and again, but Love will always be with me when I see you from now on. I'm sure you will appreciate how Love makes our together time feel like something more.

Sincerely,
The Heart

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Oh my god! I'm Tired!

Oh my god! I'm Tired!
Why have I stayed up so late?!
I've always done this, my whole life.
I'm going to call it fate.
Fate?! That's it!
Makes perfect sense!
I can't count the sheep because
Fate took away the fence!

Oh my God! I'm tired!
I think I'll go to sleep
But I wonder who's in the chat
It wont hurt to have a peep.
Peep! That's all I'll do!
To see what's going on.
Oh I don't agree with that!
I'll tell them they are wrong.

Oh my god! I'm tired!
I'll go have a hot drink.
I've always loved this mug.
When it's hot the nose turns pink!
Pink?! That's right!
It's a nice colour! Don't you think so?
My I'm argumentative tonight.
Perhaps I'd better go.

Oh my god! I'm tired!
So why am I still writing?
Oh wow I love this song!
La-La <-- That's how I sing!
Sing?! I do that!
And I think I'm good!
Well I don't care what you think!
You'd steal my voice if you could!

Oh my god! I'm tired!
I'm not rambling am I?
Ooh I'm getting hungry
Have I mentioned I love pie?
Pie?! Oh yeah!
That's the stuff!
Minced beef not steak!
Steak is too tough!

Oh my god! I'm tired!
This will be the last verse!
Of my odd and random silliness
Of which I have rehearsed.
Rehearsed?! It's true!
I repeat what I say over and over
So my wishes come true
Using my four leaved clover!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

my letter to you

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it First of May Under a state of trance and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked your eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard
mike




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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

she is my cain

She is my drug
she is my vein
she is my life
she is my pain
she is my wheat
she is my grain

I can abstain though
I know it's so plain
she is my cain
upon the night i see her eyes
her tears are my skies
her heart beats my life
I can't refrain though I know it's so plain

she is my cain
she is my night
she is my day
she is my sun
she is my rain

I can't complain cause I know she's my bane
she is my bane

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Can’t you just adore her?

She likes chocolate in the morning
She drinks her coffee late at night
You can sense that she is guarded
But that’s alright
She’ll fall asleep while you’re still talking
With unfinished books beside her bed
She’ll cancel all of her appointments
And go shopping instead

And in spite of what is right
Far beyond what she’d except
When the moon begs the question
Will you have the answer yet?
Can’t you just adore her?
Can’t you just adore her?

She loves to watch the sunset
But she is partial to the rain
With those tears and that umbrella
Her allure goes unexplained
You made dinner in your apartment
You both assume that she’ll be late
She always has the best intentions
Her goodness is innate

And in spite of what is right
Far beyond what she’d except
When the moon begs the question
Will you have the answer yet
Can’t you just adore her?
Can’t you just adore her?
Why can’t you just adore her?

I like chocolate in the morning
I drink my coffee late at night

*michico